I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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