Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Randomize