Your tits are I can't wait for
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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