what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
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You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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