I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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