I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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