Who wears a wallet chain?!
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Im part way to drunk.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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