Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
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You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
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