Please, let me fuck your mom
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
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Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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