I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
How does it feel to date your dad?
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