Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
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