Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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