At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
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I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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