I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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