You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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