He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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