I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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