i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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