Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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