She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
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Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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