You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Vodka?
Forever.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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