It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
