Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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