if you like me you must not know who I am
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he puts the penis in happiness.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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