My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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