come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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