OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
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his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
The dick lei will go down in squad history
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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