I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
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Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
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