If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
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Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
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He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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