we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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