yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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