he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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