Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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