I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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