If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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