did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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