Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
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Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Are we still banned from the library?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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