check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
