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Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
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it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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