question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
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Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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