You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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