This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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