the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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