his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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