she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
where are you?
Hypothermia
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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