i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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