Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
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OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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