Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I want her autograph on my taint
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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