honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
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Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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