I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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