just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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