Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here